2025 Speakers
Cadence Phoenix, Royal Jester, WATERBOX
Cadence is one of the masterminds behind the infamous avicidal bloodsport “Price of Flight.” Her many other crimes include RPG Maker games, internet forum ARGs, copyright-infringing Magic: The Gathering cards, unfinished romhacks, and angsty transgender poetry. She has gathered six of the eight elemental crystals necessary to summon True Communism, and must be stopped. It is illegal for her to use the bathroom in several states.
